Seven (or close to it)

The number of times I had to put down a toilet seat. The number of times I had to wipe a nose. The number of times I had to wipe down my countertops. The number of telemarketing calls I had to screen. The number of voicemails I need to return. The number of times I checked Facebook. The number of times we watched Mickey Mouse. The number of minutes it took to find my keys. The number of minutes I had to wait on my Taco Bell/Pizza Hut drive-thru order. The number of bites I got of my Chillito before Avery ate it. The number of loads washed and folded. The number of hours I can only hope to sleep.