Sh*t Other People’s Kids Say

To ensure everyone that I don’t think that my kids are the funniest on the planet, I thought it could be good to share some of the witty, goofy and illogical words produced by other kids – those of friends, family and strangers on the street. Here is a start. I am leaving names anonymous to protect their future cyber identities, but some of you might recognize them. Feel free to add to the list in the comments below.


On Bad Breath
“Mommy, her voice stinks.”

On Underwear
“I don’t want to wear panties. I don’t like how they stick in my parts.”

On Feminism
“Why is HE cooking? That is a mommy job.”

On Apologies
“Thank you for pushing you.”